Tracy Chapman Ad Infinitum

by Benjamin L. Combee with help from Natalie Overstreet

September 1991

Tracy Chapman with a Japanese car

I've got a fast and dependable car.

Tracy Chapman in FORTH

I fast car have .

Tracy Chapman in LISP

(have (I (car fast)))

Tracy Chapman in COBOL

SET POSSESSIONS OF OBJECT I TO ITEM FAST CAR

Tracy Chapman in Pascal

Begin
I've got a fast car;
End.

Tracy Chapman in C

{ I've got a fast car; }

Tracy Chapman in C++

class FastCar: public MyPossesions

Tracy Chapman in Modula-2

FROM MyPossesions IMPORT FastCar;

Tracy Chapman in the supermarket

I've got a fast cart.

Tracy Chapman in the deli

I've got a fast carve.

Tracy Chapman as an environmentalist

I've got a fast car that gets 50 MPG.

Tracy Chapman as an extreme environmentalist

I've got a fast bicycle.

Tracy Chapman on a diet

I've gotta fast.

Tracy Chapman as a Georgia Tech freshman

I've got a FASET.

Tracy Chapman as a minimalist

I've got a car.

Tracy Chapman as a Buddhist

I am a fast car.

Tracy Chapman as a Zen master

A fast car is not a fast car.

Tracy Chapman feeling depressed

There are no fast cars.

Tracy Chapman as a utopian

We all will have fast cars.

Tracy Chapman as an elitist

We have fast cars. Right, Buffy?

Tracy Chapman as Robin Hood

I steal fast cars from the rich and give to the poor.

Tracy Chapman in Dead Poet's Society

I've got a fast Carpe Diem.

Tracy Chapman in Dalton, GA

I've got a fast carpet.

Tracy Chapman in the Circus

I've got a fast car with 50 clowns inside.

Tracy Chapman as an automobile prostitute

I've had a fast car.

Tracy Chapman with a lisp

I've got a fath car.

Tracy Chapman as a stutterer

I...I...I've got a...a...a fast ca...ca...ca...automobile.

Tracy Chapman in the army

I've got a fast car, Sir.

Tracy Chapman with telepathy:

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Tracy Chapman with ESP

You think I have a fast car.

Tracy Chapman in a Tom Clancy novel

I possess a high-speed freeway personal carrier mark-04.

Tracy Chapman as a ghost

I possess a fast car.

Tracy Chapman as a homeless person

I live in a fast car.

Tracy Chapman being contrary

I do not have a fast car.

Tracy Chapman being held hostage

mdskfg msfk lsdm mllkm sdmfl.

Tracy Chapman at a 12-step meeting

Hello, my name is Tracy and I am addicted to fast cars.

Tracy Chapman as a surfer

Dude, like I got a bitchin' fast car and surfs up!

Tracy Chapman as a congressman

No, Mr. Speaker, the fast car was bought by myself, not by BCCI.

Tracy Chapman as a Betazoid

I fleetingly sense a car.

Tracy Chapman in the New Kids on the Block

I got a fast car. It's hanging tough.

Tracy Chapman in Color Me Badd

I got a fast car, and I want to sex you up.

Tracy Chapman at the University of Georgia

I got fast car (hic).

Tracy Chapman at GHP

I got a fast car and it's all my fault!

Tracy Chapman as a palindromist

Race car.

Tracy Chapman on RU486

I got a fast miscarriage.

Tracy Chapman in Latin

I got a phast car.

Tracy Chapman as a sorority girl

I got a fast car and boy, am I drunk!

Tracy Chapman as a Valley Girl

I got a fast car, like y'know.

Tracy Chapman as a nihilist

I got a fast car but no purpose in life.

Tracy Chapman as a movie critic

I got a fast car -- two thumbs up!

Tracy Chapman as a nihilist movie critic

I got a fast car. It sucks!

Tracy Chapman in Calculus I

d(CarMiles)/dh = 100

Tracy Chapman in Calculus III

vector Car = <70.71, 70.71>

Tracy Chapman in Calculus V

duh... duh... duh...

Tracy Chapman in Number Theory

Car is one. Can we add car? No, addition is not yet defined.

Note to Tracy Chapman from Telemarketing America

You have just won a fast car. To claim your prize, call 1-900-...

Tracy Chapman in a Voltaire novel

I've got the best of all possible cars.