Bob is the majestic pinnacle of Georgia Tech alcohol engineering. Bob is your best friend. Bob is Bob.
The creation of Bob must follow the carefully crafted 3-2-1 formula. Any others are doomed to fail.
3 liters of cheap lemon-flavored soda (Big K Lemon Lime is reputed to be best, though recent experiences have shown that Sun Drop works quite well)
2 cans of pink lemonade concentrate (cheapest brand available)
1 handle of vodka (cheapest available, plastic bottle is required)
Mix all ingredients in a large container with ice. Drink and enjoy. Bob maximizes drunkenness and ease of manufacture, while minimizing cost. Long live the Bob.
[written under the guidance of Bob]
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